COMEDY SONGS


Victor Hugo

Lance LaDuke

Victor Hugo drove his Yugo to my house and picked me up the other day.

We were hiding in the bushes with Confucius and got drunk with Hemmingway.

Well we tried to walk but couldn't find the floor,

And we travelled back right through tomorrow’s door.

Yeah, we tried to walk but couldn’t find the place,

So we travelled out to space,

When Victor Hugo drove his Yugo to my house to pick me up the other day.

Ethel Merman wore a turban to the party that we had along the way.

We bought chow from Benihana and Madonna brought her friend Faye Dunaway.

Well we tried to walk but couldn't find the floor,

And we travelled back right through tomorrow’s door.

Yeah, we tried to walk but couldn’t find the place,

So we travelled out to space,

When Victor Hugo drove his Yugo to my house to pick me up the other day.

Olga Korbut ended orbit while Methuselah had lunch with Bob Goulet.

Steve and Edie acted needy and we had to send Picasso on his way.

Well we tried to walk and finally found the floor,

So we travelled back to where we were before.

Yeah, we tried to walk and finally found the place,

So we travelled out to space,

When Victor Hugo drove his Yugo to my house to pick me up the other day.