COMEDY SONGS


Many Happy Returns

You shouldn't have. No, really. I mean it.

Lance LaDuke

I opened up your gift on Christmas Day

And I had to call you right away

You know it came as a surprise

Couldn’t believe my eyes

And then I finally realized what I should say

Many happy returns

Thank you for the present it was awfully sweet

Many happy returns

Oh, by the way, did you keep the receipt

Many happy returns

I do appreciate it is was awfully nice

Many happy returns

I want to thank you for the fuzzy dice

(Joy to the World)

The sentiment you sent was very dear

But how to pay you back just wasn’t clear

And then finally I knew

What I have to do 

I’m gonna send them back to you this time next year

Many happy returns

Thank you for the present, you sure got class

Many happy returns

I want to thank you for the fuzzy dice

Many happy returns

Thank you for the present, it’s the best one yet

Many happy returns

I want to thank you for the Chia Pet

Many happy returns 

Thank you for the present in the bright red wrapper

Many happy returns

Clap on, clap off

THE CLAPPER